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Hello all, today we are going to be serving a rare delicacy mate! A recipe I came up with my self. I call it the Rich soup. I shall put a list of ingredients on the screen for you.

You will need:
2 Cups of nickels. (no dines or quaters)
1 Lap top with face book included.
4 Pencils (Color or Regular and the brand doesn't matter)
28 1/2 sheets of loose leaf paper.
4 cups of cheese.
3 cups of meat.
A bucket of frozen yogurt
Red hair dye
And a made up last name.



OK so now you have your ingredients we can move on to starting mate. By the way I have no clue why I'm saying mate at this point mate. First you need a pot and it has to be clean. WE NEVER USE DIRTY STUFF! Ok so start with a boiling pot of water. Half way filled will do the trick mate. After the water is boiling add the first cup of nickels. Let them cook for a little bit.
Next, take your other cup of nickels and put them in a separate bowl. Take your red hair dye and squeeze on top of the nickels. SPREAD IT OUT! Don't be shy go wild mate. REALLY get that dye around. All right once you feel you have got the nickels all red and juicy, stick them into the fridge for now. Now head back to your boiling nickels. Add all your paper to the soup. Stir with the pencils. 4 pencils should last you the whole essay or poem which ever you choose to write. After you have gotten the last pencil shaved down into the work. Add your 4 cups of cheese and 3 cups of meat. If your vegitarian you can also add your favorite veggies. Don't act like I forgot about you mates. Take your bucket of frozen yogurt and melt it. Get it nice and sloppy. Add it to the boiling water and stir with your trusty wooden spoon. Next you are going to want to check up on your face book to see if anything has happened. (repeat this every 5 mins or so). You have almost finished your meal mate. Just one more thing that I find reletively easy. Find yourself a name tag with a fake last name on it. You want to throw who ever is eating this off. Now that your soup is complete go get the nickels out of the fridge mate. Oh look how shiny they are and red. Poor your nickels into the soup and now you have your topping, which will cool off the soup a tad. Now you sit down go on face book and enjoy your delisious Rich Soup!..... Mate.